A few weeks ago the stupid little box I was given for recycling cans took to the air in the wind and deposited its contents throughout my garden. This is a regular story of recycling – being open-topped, neighbours have taken to checking each other’s home alcohol consumption.
And it gets worse. It has just been announced that Christmas wrapping paper may, or may not, be suitable for recycling. Categories of said paper have been advised. And even if you should recycle a particular type of paper, this is dependent upon their being no labels or sticky tape on it.
Who are they trying to kid? Actually, no one. They mean it, these council jobsworths, and some are prepared to fine you £1,000 if you dare to disobey. And they said totalitarianism was dead.
Recycling is important. As an environmentalist I know that. But I suggest we begin by recycling these little local government idiots. Their rules and penalties have now become, not just a joke, but a constant irritation. And people are beginning to be turned off looking after the environment for good.
(c) Anthony North, December 2006